Chemical Guys Culture
Introducing the new 2010 Chemical Guys HotRod Shirt.
Nothing grabs the eye like a jet black paint job with a blood red outlined
pinstripes and classic creamer colored highlights of a classic hot rod like the
new Chemical Guys Culture Shirt.
Although Chemical Guys has come a long way since 1968 when we first opened
our doors, our philosophy of doing business has stayed the same. At Chemical
Guys everything we do is about great products, great friends and building
memories amongst the car community that will last a lifetime. Like all great
things history repeats itself bringing back great times. The hot-rod culture is
back-and with it, a wave of nostalgia for vintage cars, rockabilly music and the
good old times of doing things yourself. To kick of the Hot-Rod come back
Chemical Guys designed a premium classic black hot rod shirt in spirit of the
days when the look was Cool and the gear was true to the culture and the
Professional Graphics designer and tattoo artist, Nick
Sage took the Chemical Guys Hot- Rod dream and put in some of his years of
design and personal touches into making what we consider to be one very cool
So who is this cool graphics guys?
Nick Sage- I've had an interest in the arts for as long as I can
remember. I received my formal art degree from Western Michigan University and
have since been living in Southern California for the past five years. While
residing in California I have had the chance to expand my art medium to include tattooing and design work.
Living in Southern California has been a wonderful inspiration to my art and its
ever growing evolution. Working with Chemical Guys on a few projects this year
and hoping to make a huge splash with the new Hot Rod Shirt. I spent a lot of
time drawing out the design first to make sure it was in the true spirit of the
culture. Over 12 sketches were drawn before the final sketch could be complete.
We wanted to design a shirt that was as true to the culture as it was the car-
care fanatics that we call friends. I am really pleased with the final outcome
and I hope everyone envoys it as much as i enjoyed working on it.
Right Side Image: One of the final sketches before being digitized.
CHEMICAL GUYS HEAVY DUTY,
PROFESSIONAL GRADE, STATUS CREATING T-SHIRT. JOIN THE CHEMICAL GUYS FAMILY IN
STYLE. Show your friends and customers that you are "Professional Grade" with
a premium quality flat out awesome Chemical Guys Shirt.
CHEMICAL GUYS SHIRTS COME PRINTED ON BOTH SIDES AS SHOWN BELOW.
increase the coolness factor of the shirt, the image on the front of the shirt
is big and off centered like us, making it the ideal shirt to wear while
working, going out, celebrating birthdays, wedding, funerals, and much more.
The back of the shirt has a smaller size Chemical Guys Chubby Skull Logo, that
just looks great! The low-key color choices make this Chemical Guys shirt easy
to color coordinate with any outfit, making it an all-day shirt, meaning that
you can wear it all day and even when you go out.
Note: Our shirts have 2 sides,
AWESOME! More value, this means both your front and back will be covered at all
times reducing chest and back hair exposure.
Guys Shirt Disclaimer: All rights
reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced by any means without the
written permission of Chemical Guys MFG. CO. We are sorry if we offend you, have
offended you or will offend you in the near future, we don't mean it; just
laugh. Life is short have fun. No cute fur-bearing animals were harmed during the creation of
this shirt. Not tested on animals or even really hairy people.
Allergy alert: may contain nutmeg, but we doubt it. Return for refund where
applicable. Not recommended for persons with sugar-restricted diets. Batteries
not included -- best of luck finding them. Shirt is unisex meaning that both men
and women can wear it, even at the same time. Shirt was manufactured for left
handed people as well as right handed ones. Proud sponsor of the 1954 Penguin
Olympic games in Antarctica. May cause women to
become strangely attracted to you while wearing the shirt. Constant wear of the
shirt without ever taking it off may cause irritability, sleeplessness or smell
after prolonged use, so please take it off and wash it. Contents under
pressure. Warning: Do not reuse the shirt to dry your car. Do not whip people
with shirt when it is wet, especially in the eyes. Safe to be worn around pets
and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to wear
the shirt instead of you. Do not use wear shirt next to old power lines. This
product not intended for use as a dental drill. This product is not defined as
flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commission Regulations. However, this
product can be ignited under certain circumstances. Keep out of reach of
children who eat shirts. Do not use as an ice cream topping. Tear open packet
and use. Directions: Use like regular shirt. May contain white shirt with logo.
Do not eat shirt if allergic to canned refried beans with bacon flavor. The
health information contained herein is provided for educational purposes only
and is not intended to replace discussions with a health care provider. All
decisions regarding shirt purchase must be made with a friend or cardholder.
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device. Do not use while sleeping. You could be
a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. Fits one head. Do not turn
upside down. Product will be hot after heating. Do not drive car or operate
machinery while wearing the shirt, drunk. For indoor or outdoor use only. Not to
be used for the other use. Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind
you. This product not tested on bears. Not to be used as a blanket or as
protection from a tornado. Do not throw baby out with bath water. Not meant
as substitute for human companionship. Caution: The shirt should not be fed
to fish. Do not use while sleeping or unconscious. Do not place this product
into any electronic equipment. Shirt cannot protect any part of the body it does
not cover. Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks. Not intended for highway use.
Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth. Not suitable for children aged 6 months
or less. Warning: knives are sharp objects may puncture shirt! Warning: has not
been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice. Caution: Remove infant before
folding for storage. Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death. Do not use
orally after using rectally. Remove plastic before wearing. Caution - Do not use
this shirt to strike any solid object. Instructional video on wearing shirt will
be available for viewing on this website shortly.
The product information provided
about this shirt is intended for humans, residents of earth and even some
foreigners. If you are an alien or extraterrestrial sizes may very.
Warning: Do not
attempt to swallow. Do not use as sunshade. Remove from windshield before
starting ignition. Suitable for outdoor use. Not Dishwasher Safe. Wearing of
this garment does not enable you to fly. Caution: Avoid dropping air
conditioners out of windows. Warning: Never iron clothes on the
Important safety information:
Discuss your general health status with your doctor to ensure that you are
healthy enough to purchase this shirt and engage in sexual activity while
wearing it. If you experience chest pain, nausea, or any other discomforts while
wearing this shirt please discontinue use.
If you are older than age 95, or have
serious liver or kidney problems, your doctor may start you at the lowest shirt
purchase quantity maybe 4-5 shirts a year. Wearing this shirt is not a cure for
boredom, however wearing a cool "Chemical Guys Shirt" may result in making a
friend...of the opposite sex...That's nice. Warning: For indoor or outdoor use
only. Caution: this product has caused
customers to order again, often times 2-4 shirts at a time. Purchase of this
Chemical Guys Shirt may cause addiction, though no tests have proven addiction,
we can guarantee you will like it ..... a lot. Shake well before using. No
vacuum tubes or other user-serviceable parts inside. Not to be combined with
medication except under the advice of a physician. Avoid prolonged exposure to
ultraviolet light. The truth is out there, good luck finding it. Use no hooks.
Not intended for use by children or liberals under the age of five. Printed on
un-recycled dead trees and we're proud of it. Extra plush, absorbent,
exceptionally soft, lint-free. Not recommended to be washed with microfiber
towels that were heavily saturated with wax or polish. Surgeons General Warning:
Quitting Smoking Now greatly Reduces Risk to your health while wearing this
shirt. Not to ever be worn with other companies promotional shirts.... ever.
Please drink responsibly
while wearing the shirt. Wear deodorant, your friends will thank you. Have
fun, and smile. Life is short don't be a dick.
Chemical Guys Humor
Chemical Guys thanks you for your support, and
for purchasing the shirt. 100% of your
purchase price will go to the Chemical Guys Training Day Fund, which pays to
educate hundreds of customer, detailers and enthusiasts daily for free. The fund
is established in 1998 to assure that anyone who wants to be educated on the art
of detailing can always walk into a Chemical Guys Retail, Wholesale or
Distributor location and receive free training on products, application and
business growth at 100% no cost. Chemical Guys Believes in our industry and
that quality people that give 100% to the business will get 100% back.
The Chemical Guys Team encourages you to
send in pictures of you wearing your shirt on the job, at home, while washing or
detailing you car, while on vacation in Vegas, during family outings, at Church
or Temple, at car shows, while partying, while
flying in an airplane or hanging out at the airport, or
engaging in non-PC activities.